barely anybody checks this anymore, but i had to post this awesomey awesome song. i wrote it to the tune of 1985, and it is about this really evil lady (or so i think she is a lady.......) and yeah.
We “Love” Debbie
Debbie just hit the wall!
She never had it all
2 prozacs a day
She needs a GPA!
Our dreams went out the door
When she walked on the floor!
Never been with one man
What happened to our plan?
We were gonna win some meets!
Then she came along
She wrecked everything!
That’s why we wrote this song
The girls at ASG
Are now her enemies
Look at our sucky life!
Nothing…has been…alright!
Since Deanna and Genny
And though there weren’t that many
There was Sam and Loretta
They made things so much better!
But now they’re gone and it’s crap!
We want our old gym back
But Debbie’s preoccupied
With wrecking, wrecking
Wrecking our lives!
We should’ve seen it coming!
We saw all the signs
But we just couldn’t say
What was on all our minds!
We would’ve been number one
If she had never come
But she ruined that
When she sat on our mat!
Who does she think she is?
That big, fat, two-faced jerk?
Coming out of nowhere
And treating us all like dirt?
Is this what she wanted?
To see us all go down?
Well lemme tell ya’:
She ain’t…ever…gonna see us frown!
Deanna and Genny,
And though there weren’t that many
There was Sam and Loretta
They made things so much better!
But now they’re gone and it’s crap!
We want our old gym back
But Debbie’s preoccupied
With wrecking, wrecking
Wrecking our lives!
We never liked her
But it’s too late
She’s already done her damage
And now it’s time for us to pay
She might not feel a bit guilty
But we’ll change that now…now…NOW!!!
*pause*
And bring back
Deanna and Genny,
And though there weren’t that many
There was Sam and Loretta
They made things so much better!
But now they’re gone and it’s crap!
We want our old gym back
But Debbie’s preoccupied
With wrecking, wrecking
Wrecking our lives!
you know ur a gymnast when...
giants arent jolly and green
the bed you jump on is a trampoline
splits have nothing to do with bananas
You have bigger muscsles than your boyfriend
You know a flip flop is more than a sandal
a wedgie is not a little piece of cheese
you are attatched to ur grips
Chalk is the 5th food group
You dont need clue to stick it
Gymnastics is life and the rest is just spare time.
-you have never heard of the words whining and wimps.
-you sit in a straddle when you are watching TV.
-you have blisters on your hands for life.
-you have become attached to your grips.
-you have more rips in your hands from bar than holes in swiss cheese!
-people mistake you for a rubber band.
-you're doing handstands on the monkey bars in the schools playground.
-your bed is a trampoline.
-you use chalk more often than soap.
-your body cracks loud enough to stop class but you don't hear it.
-you're short enough to model for trophies.
-aerial and roundoff are the two main words in your vocabulary.
-your friends are at the mall looking at the newest fashions, when you're looking at leos.
-your hands have more blisters than knuckles.
-you come home with more chalk on you than on a chalkboard.
-you point you toes during pull ups for gym class.
-you dance down the hallway instead of walk.
-the Matt and Kip you spend most of your time with aren't guys.
-you know most vaults aren't in the bank.
practice makes perfect isn't just a saying, but a way of life.
-all your friends are eating dinner while you are at practice.
-your rips are the size of the Grand Canyon.
-you can stick it without using glue.
-during a Social Studies test, you are tempted to put down what you really studied.
-you do handstands in public bathrooms.
-you do pirouettes while waiting in line.
-you do handstands in the parking lot.
-you can't remember a time when your hands were soft & uncallused.
-you perform well under stress.
-you compete calmly before crowds yet suffers anxiety during school tests.
-you are well coordinated.
-you have the ability to balance your body on a narrow beam yet cannot bend over to pick up the clothes off of the floor of you room.
-you have a new leo for every day of practice.
-your couch is like a pit where you do all your flips.
-every thing you do has to do with flipping.
-you promise to never stop gymnastics.... like an energizer bunny that just keeps going.
-your calves look like softballs because they are so big.
-you go to school and take the chalk home from the chalkboard.
-you tell off boys on dates telling them you have gymnastics.
-your rips are like craters in the moon.
-beam is super fat, and definitely easy!
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